Hamburger has the remarkable ability to fall asleep with the tv tuned into arguably the worst movies ever. Now playing: Blade: Trinity. Wesley Snipes as some sort of vampire or vampire slayer. I can’t really figure it out, not that I’m trying that hard. But it’s one of those bad movies that I just can’t help but watch. Apologies to any fans, but good grief, Snipes just can’t act. Neither can Jessica Biel. Or Ryan Reynolds. Whoever they are.