Ever since the other night, I’ve been in a snarky mood, so let’s take a look at some of the keyword searches that have led people to my blog lately…

*giveaway – well yes, but did you bother to read my rant about this?
*alexandra fuller – obviously, a discriminating reader
*my boyfriend and I took a trip to Italy – what? We all know Hamburger doesn’t do Europe.
*barbara sjoholm – good timing, I just finished one of her books
*octavian nothing – well, I hope you liked it
*fizzy puns – don’t make fun of me
*used bookstore – yes, it’s doomsday…they’re all going out of business
*montepulciano bell ringer – maybe it was Hamburger
*island – well, that’s pretty broad, and I’m sorry you were sent here. Maybe next time you’ll narrow your search a bit more.
*ink exchange – I prefer Wicked Lovely.
*i’m a litterbug – I am? Oh yeah, I am.
*fizzy marcus drew – sorry, don’t know him.
*man there are mosquitos around here to big enough to rape a chicken – ah yes, from eat pray love…Mack hated that line.
*English connecting words – because I once wrote about connecting words
*secret book of grazia dei rossi – I read this in Italy. Without my boyfriend.
*carbonated soft drink – aka fizzy beverage
*good restaurants for tourists near gard du nord station in paris, france – sorry, I can’t help you, but I can tell you how hard it is to find an atm. Well, I could if I remembered when I posted about it.
*memey – hello? It’s meme, and yes I happen to like them.
*apples are from Kazakhstan reviews – woo-hoo, someone else is interested in the book.
*rosewater and soda bread – another recent read
*funny nicknames for fizzy – dude, I take my names very seriously
*beppe severgnini essay ciao America – plagiarism is illegal and a cop-out. I hope you got an F.
*how to use the word but in a sentance – first, let’s talk about the correct spelling of sentence.

I’m feeling much happier now…that was kinda cathartic.