Chris here. Chris Tree. You may remember me from a couple of years ago, when I was just a sapling. I’ve grown a lot since then, huh? I just arrived at Hamburger and Softdrink’s house from my timeshare in Softdrink’s mom’s backyard. That’s where I like to spend the rest of the year. ‘Cause she has other plants in her backyard, and she waters us, and takes care of us. It’s good times there.
But I like to spend the holidays with ‘Burger and ‘Drink. Especially since I’m not so much into the bling, and they go for a minimalist holiday theme. Plus, my needles were getting a little cold, and as nice as Softdrink’s mom is, she wasn’t about to knit 500 mittens for all of my needles. So I like to spend December indoors, right in front of the tv. Hamburger and I can’t wait for the Charlie Brown Christmas special to come on.
Anyhoosie, I just wanted to say hi and pass on some holiday cheer. I wish you all lots of…
…this holiday season.
-Chris (aka the tree)