Hi everybody. Billy Goat here…long time no blog. Softdrink is such a computer hog…but since she’s gone on vacation, Billy thought Billy would do a few guest posts (but don’t tell Softdrink, okay? Billy’s a little miffed with Softdrink right now).
Why is Billy miffed? Well, because of this word…
That’s what Softdrink said to Billy this morning when she left for Hawaii.
Billy thinks that takes a lot of nerve. How come humans get to have all the fun?
So since Softdrink left Billy home all alone (WITHOUT EVEN A CHRISTMAS COOKIE), Billy’s trying to think of things to entertain Billy’s self. Because goats can’t read 24/7.
Billy already shortsheeted the bed.
Now Billy’s going to go rearrange all of the bookshelves. That’s gonna take awhile, because holy goats, there’s a lotta books around here!
Do you got any ideas for Billy? Billy really wants to surprise Softdrink when she gets back.