Throat On Fire

The unofficial theme song for The Standalong (to the tune of Sex On Fire, by Kings of Leon)…

I see what you’re reading
Looks like The Stand
The Dark Man is watching
He’s watching

Too much confusion
Captain Trips is loose
Has people coughing
Coughing

Owww -owwww
My throat is on fire

Stu is immune
And Frannie is too
Too bad Harold’s not
Harold’s not

Did you just sneeze?
I heard a sneeze
Why is everyone is dying?
They’re dying

Owww -owwww
My throat is on fire
And now
It all seems so dire

Hot as a fever
Hacking up phlegm
Not gonna beat it
Won’t beat it

This book is addictive
Been reading all night
Oh King’s a genius
A genius
A genius

Owww -owwww
My throat is on fire
Owww -owwww
My throat is on fire

And now
It all seems so dire

Owww -owwww
My throat is on fire
Ohhhhhh nooooooooo
We’re all gonna expire

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16 Responses to Throat On Fire

  1. Beth F says:

    LOLOLOLOLOL Love this newest entry in the Best of Fizzy Hits.

    I’ve been following the tweets … You go readers! I’m not sorry that I’m not participating. :)
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  2. Heather says:

    Briliant. Absolutely brilliant. OMG that is awesome. LOL
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  3. Trish says:

    OMG!!!! I love this so much. But now every time Sex on Fire comes up on Pandora I fear my throat is going to start aching…
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  4. YAY!!! (Not about your throat) but about the song!!!
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  5. Jenners says:

    Mother Abigail might be able to help you!
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  6. jill…this was awesome — very funny too.
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  7. Kristi says:

    You are a genius. Love your parodies! I just stared The Stand again after a week and a half break and started feeling a cold coming on within an hour. Maybe it’s in my mind.
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  8. Lisa says:

    Lol – and you even tied it into your sore throat!
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  9. heidenkind says:

    LOL Have you thought of writing The Stand: The Musical?
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  10. Melissa says:

    You crack me up. I love it!
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  11. Dreamybee says:

    Sorry you still don’t feel good, but at least your creativity hasn’t been hampered! I just signed up for the Standalong too-yay!
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  12. Marie says:

    hahahaha great!

  13. Care says:

    played the youtube vid so I could listen and sing along. AWESOME!
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  14. Does this mean you are on your way to becoming a zombie or something, because if so I need to get some special defenses in place before seeing you next week… (YAAAAAAAAAY! seeing you next week!)
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  15. irene says:

    It’s really important to listen to the words of some songs. This one says it all. You’re hilarious.
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