I saw “Magic Mike” last night. It was spectacularly awful, and the awfulness was not helped by the fact that there were only 12 people in the theater, so there wasn’t even a crowd reaction to help things along.
The acting was terrible (although Matthew M. was cheesily awesome (see picture below for evidence that there is plenty of cheese mixed in with the hot (waxed ’til they shine) bods)…kind of like the guy who played Cesar Flickerman in “The Hunger Games”…but not quite as good), the plot was MIA, and the ending…OMG, the ending. I will leave you with my exact words when I saw the credits roll (words that my friends said perfectly summed up what they were thinking, too):
“I sat through that crap for that?!?”
Matthew wears short shorts