How’s that for a post title?
So remember Chris‘s post about her fake review-inator (it’s brilliant…if you missed it, go read it)? Well, hidden at the end is a video (if you missed it the first time, like me, go watch it). Last week on twitter some of us ended up having a virtual party on a boat (you know how twitter is) and that was our theme song. Except, you know me…I had to mess around with the lyrics. Thing is though, I didn’t mess with them too much and I’m trying to figure out if and when I’ll actually post the song. Which is strange, because I’ve never censored myself before (obviously, given the title of this post). Except the song has 14 (if I counted right) fucks in it. Is there such a thing as too many? Or, you know, once the first one is out there, who cares?
Moving on. (You know I’m gonna post the damn song, right? This was just a warning so when you stumble across the 14 fucks they won’t come as a complete surprise. Also…if your name is Andi, Princess Clown Nose (who is a party crasher, but there are clowns!), Care, mamashepp, Trish, or Kathy, you might want to be prepared to sing, because you each get your own verse. You can thank me later. And…any takers for T-Pain? I promise there are no mermaids in my version.)
Now I’m really moving on.
Hamburger went to Costa Rica on a surf trip. You may have heard they had a 7.6 earthquake there the other day? That’s okay, though. HB was in the water and didn’t feel a thing. I swear this man is why I have grey hair.
I’ve decided that September and October need to be four months long. So much to do! IT-along, Dueling Monsters, R.I.P., the readathon, Banned Books Week, Bloggiesta, BBAW (and forgive the lack of links…I’m way too lazy…but I’ll send you over to Trish, who does have links…just ignore whatever she says about Hannibal. You know you love Patrick the best. Hannibal is nothing but a cannibal.). There will also be Vegas and Booktopia.
Also. Work.
I thought that while HB was gone I’d make some serious headway in reading and blogging, but that hasn’t happened. I do, however, have a very clean house, a car that will soon have new brakes, a replacement dryer on the way (the old one had to up and quit), muffins in the freezer, a trip to Fresno to take for work (whoop-de-doo) and I can say I’ve eaten bison, thanks to dinner at my mom’s house. Kinda makes that 7.6 earthquake sound appealing.
I’m already to sing, and to go out on Care’s boat!
bermudaonion(Kathy)´s last [type] ..Review: The Roots of the Olive Tree
Oh, look what I missed by getting all stupidly busy moving house. Boat party! Darn. And, that review-inator is the bomb.
I did read about the earthquake off Costa Rica and promptly looked it up to see where it happened. Not the side of the country we were on. But, wow, Hamburger is just . . . well . . . in the midst of it, I guess. Always something happening to that fellow. I’m he didn’t get tsunami’d.
It’s a wonderful title for a post. Is there such a thing as too many “fucks?” I don’t know. Probably not. Hamburger is definitely an intrepid guy! Yikes. Glad he’s safe and hope he’s having a good time.
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I’m such a bad influence. I love it! I can’t wait to hear (read?) your version of the song.
Chrisbookarama´s last [type] ..Friday Bookish Buzz: Read My Lips
So…. I look at my sidebar today and see I have two blog posts with the word “shit” in them….. of course, I must read them.
I am looking forward to the song… maybe I can hum in the back ground or if you are looking for a “doo-whop girl”, I have been known to doo whop a time or two.. and in a purple wig no less… but that…. is another story.
Sheila (Book Journey)´s last [type] ..Drama by Raina Telgemeier
Once you’ve had one fuck, you might as well just go for more.
Jenners´s last [type] ..The Giveaway That Almost Never Happened
I cannot wait for your version of the song! I agree with Jenners. After the first f-bomb, the rest just lose that shock factor.
Cannibals are for sissies. A good old-fashioned psychotic is so much better!
Michelle´s last [type] ..Fabulous Friday – September 7th
Fucking on a boat? If the boat is a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’!
heidenkind´s last [type] ..Review: BLACK HEART OF JAMAICA by Julia Golding
yes, TOO MUCH going on! And you can’t explain ANY OF IT to people who don’t book blog. My friends just wonder what I do, what exactly I am busy with, thinking I don!t really do anything at all… I am thinking of rushing thru IT so I can get AP on audio.
Care´s last [type] ..Strength in What Remains
There is always that decision to be made when you have the house to yourself – relax and do what you want or get a lot of shit done without anyone interfering. Didn’t care for bison? We used to eat it fairly regularly because it’s incredibly lean but the prices have gotten so high that we don’t buy it much any more. That damn Ted Turner probably has cornered the market!
Lisa´s last [type] ..Something To Think About
If you knew how many times the F bomb leaves my mouth a day. Well, you know… Although I have been taking a strange liking lately to mo fo (the common abbreviation for m f-er), especially when I’m driving. I have to explain to my sons that even though it’s not the actual cuss word, it’s still not okay for them to say it.
I will definitely be taking your side in Dueling Monsters, as I’m reading American Psycho for Banned Books Week and, subsequently, R.I.P.
I’ve also been meaning to stop by and thank you for the rocking It-along bookmark! If you only knew my addiction to bookmarks (I have a collection of over 100)! Now I have another lovely to add to my collection. Thank you!
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Still crying (from laughter) over the boat song. And agreed–when did September and October get so busy?! I’m taking the rest of the year off…
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Also on a sad related note–I’m no longer allowed to say fuck or any variation thereof at home. That chickpea has started parroting WAY earlier than I thought she would!
Trish´s last [type] ..August Pin It and Do It Round Up!