Let’s see what keyword searches have brought the crazies lovely readers to my blog lately.

• memory keeper’s daughter – really people, how many times do I have to tell you – don’t bother.
• eva and fizzy in Disneyland – Eva? Do you have another friend named fizzy? And why did you take her to Disneyland and not me??
• my friend judith by doris lessing – nope, haven’t read it. But I do have a friend named Judith. Does that count?
• fizzy home gross out – hey, I clean my house!
• atm gard du nord – this always pops up on the list. Haven’t you found it yet?? It only took me an hour.
• words that mean connecting people – huh?
• romeo and juliet were found dead on the floor. there was water and glass on the floor. the only things in the room are a bookshelf and a bed. the house is on a remote island and their is a – first of all, this has to be the longest search term ever. Really, less is more. And second, I’d need to know what books were on the bookshelf. And third…glug, glug. Think about it.
• strength-based thoughts – ack! I get enough strength-based crap at work. My thoughts are my own, and if they don’ wanna be strength-based, you can’t make ‘em. So there.
• nastiest bug – I miss Bubba
• ugliest bug and biggest bug ever – wow, Bubba woulda been so proud

Really, I would encourage you all to get some sort of stat counter for your blog. They can be highly entertaining. And good for a post every now and then.

Ever since the other night, I’ve been in a snarky mood, so let’s take a look at some of the keyword searches that have led people to my blog lately…

*giveaway – well yes, but did you bother to read my rant about this?
*alexandra fuller – obviously, a discriminating reader
*my boyfriend and I took a trip to Italy – what? We all know Hamburger doesn’t do Europe.
*barbara sjoholm – good timing, I just finished one of her books
*octavian nothing – well, I hope you liked it
*fizzy puns – don’t make fun of me
*used bookstore – yes, it’s doomsday…they’re all going out of business
*montepulciano bell ringer – maybe it was Hamburger
*island – well, that’s pretty broad, and I’m sorry you were sent here. Maybe next time you’ll narrow your search a bit more.
*ink exchange – I prefer Wicked Lovely.
*i’m a litterbug – I am? Oh yeah, I am.
*fizzy marcus drew – sorry, don’t know him.
*man there are mosquitos around here to big enough to rape a chicken – ah yes, from eat pray love…Mack hated that line.
*English connecting words – because I once wrote about connecting words
*secret book of grazia dei rossi – I read this in Italy. Without my boyfriend.
*carbonated soft drink – aka fizzy beverage
*good restaurants for tourists near gard du nord station in paris, france – sorry, I can’t help you, but I can tell you how hard it is to find an atm. Well, I could if I remembered when I posted about it.
*memey – hello? It’s meme, and yes I happen to like them.
*apples are from Kazakhstan reviews – woo-hoo, someone else is interested in the book.
*rosewater and soda bread – another recent read
*funny nicknames for fizzy – dude, I take my names very seriously
*beppe severgnini essay ciao America – plagiarism is illegal and a cop-out. I hope you got an F.
*how to use the word but in a sentance – first, let’s talk about the correct spelling of sentence.

I’m feeling much happier now…that was kinda cathartic.