Books

If you’re new in these here parts, you might not know that I have a habit of co-opting songs and changing the lyrics. I already have a song ready for the read-a-thon, but I was driving home the other day and this song came on the radio. I loathe the lyrics, and all I could think about was how much better the song would be if they were singing about books. I’m much happier with this version…

Books

Books – all I really want is books
And in the morning it’s books
Cause in the evening it’s books

I like the way that they read
I swear when I leave town they breed
Books are really all I need
Oh how I love them, yes indeed

“Just read” is my creed
And “one more page” I always plead
“Sssshhh, I’m reading” – you should take heed
For I’ll let nothing intercede
Cause all I want to do is read
When the book’s good I read full speed
If it is not I will concede
Pick up another and proceed

I’ve been known to call in sick just so I can read
I practice my cough to mislead
Stay home and read should be decreed
That’s one rule I’d always heed
I need a new book, guaranteed
To the bookstore I will proceed
I think we’re all agreed
When it comes to books there’s no such thing as greed

Books – to entertain me
Books – to make me happy
Books – to make me daydream
Books – any time of day
Books – that’s all I really want is books
Two at a time – I want books
With shiny covers – I want books
I’m gonna read my – books, books, books, books, books!

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And now that I’ve got you all bopping your head and singing a song, you should think about signing up to be a cheerleader for the April 10th read-a-thon. It’s great fun! And while you don’t have to compose entire songs, we certainly won’t stop you if you feel inspired.

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A Sunday Salon song

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The other night on Twitter, a bunch of us were being silly (what else is new), debating the attractiveness of Peeta and Gale from The Hunger Games. Chris from book-a-rama admitted she hadn’t yet read the books, but she was willing to be bribed into joining a team. I offered a song in exchange for her eternal devotion to Team Gale. Chris, I’ll be looking for your pro-Gale post soon.

And because my verses are a little off, this is meant to be sung to the tune of “Be My Baby,” by The Ronettes.

Last night on Twitter you said you’d join Team Gale
So order the book now and have it sent airmail
I’m writing this song for you
Chris book-a-rama, yes you
If you read it you’ll see
Why Gale is the guy for me
So won’t you please

(Read it read it right now) Read The Hunger Games
(You must read it Chris) So you’ll join Team Gale
(Read it read it right now) Read Hunger Games now
(You must read it Chris) Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh

It’ll make you happy, baby
Just wait and see
With every page turned you’ll agree
You’re no Peeta devotee
Since last night on Twitter
Our goal is to make Team Peeta bitter
So don’t be a quitter
In the name of all that’s holy
Oh won’t you please

(Read it read it right now) Read The Hunger Games
(You must read it Chris) So you’ll join Team Gale
(Read it read it right now) Read Hunger Games now
(You must read it Chris) Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh

So come on and please
(Read it read it right now) Read The Hunger Games
(You must read it Chris) So you’ll join Team Gale
(Read it read it right now) Read Hunger Games now
(You must read it Chris) Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh

(Read it read it right now) Read The Hunger Games
(You must read it Chris) So you’ll join Team Gale
(Read it read it right now) Read Hunger Games now
(You must read it Chris) Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh