The other night on Twitter, a bunch of us were being silly (what else is new), debating the attractiveness of Peeta and Gale from The Hunger Games. Chris from book-a-rama admitted she hadn’t yet read the books, but she was willing to be bribed into joining a team. I offered a song in exchange for her eternal devotion to Team Gale. Chris, I’ll be looking for your pro-Gale post soon.

And because my verses are a little off, this is meant to be sung to the tune of “Be My Baby,” by The Ronettes.

Last night on Twitter you said you’d join Team Gale
So order the book now and have it sent airmail
I’m writing this song for you
Chris book-a-rama, yes you
If you read it you’ll see
Why Gale is the guy for me
So won’t you please

(Read it read it right now) Read The Hunger Games
(You must read it Chris) So you’ll join Team Gale
(Read it read it right now) Read Hunger Games now
(You must read it Chris) Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh

It’ll make you happy, baby
Just wait and see
With every page turned you’ll agree
You’re no Peeta devotee
Since last night on Twitter
Our goal is to make Team Peeta bitter
So don’t be a quitter
In the name of all that’s holy
Oh won’t you please

(Read it read it right now) Read The Hunger Games
(You must read it Chris) So you’ll join Team Gale
(Read it read it right now) Read Hunger Games now
(You must read it Chris) Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh

So come on and please
(Read it read it right now) Read The Hunger Games
(You must read it Chris) So you’ll join Team Gale
(Read it read it right now) Read Hunger Games now
(You must read it Chris) Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh

(Read it read it right now) Read The Hunger Games
(You must read it Chris) So you’ll join Team Gale
(Read it read it right now) Read Hunger Games now
(You must read it Chris) Ooh, ohh, ohh, oh